Bolo (1977)

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Bolo (1977). 1h 30m | PG-13

“I have reviewed quite a few martial arts films over the last few years, so my hating this film isnu0026#39;t because I donu0026#39;t like the genre. Also, I have a very high tolerance for u0026quot;badu0026quot; martial arts films, so this one had to be really, really bad for me to give up on and and not even finish the film (something I rarely ever do). Understand that I have watched such films to its conclusion as one with guys in gorilla costumes doing kung fu and their masters using their three foot tongues as weapons–yet I just couldnu0026#39;t finish BOLO.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSo why did I hate this film so much? Well, it was the worst of all possible worlds. First, the print from EPI/Gotham City was just terrible and the film only came in the cheesy dubbed version. Second, the film was too often played for very broad and dumb laughs. Googly eyes, silly grins, dumb cartoon-like sound effects and an annoying over-the-top gay character all were painfully unfunny. Third, even with bad dubbing and dumb comedy(?), the film could have been decent if the martial arts action had been better–which it wasnu0026#39;t. Instead of hitting each other or doing what looks like real martial arts, it was too choreographed and looked quite fake. Midway through the film, I was fantasizing about Sonny Chiba stomping onto the set and kicking everyoneu0026#39;s butt–thatu0026#39;s how much I disliked the film.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eYuck.”

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