Steam Room Stories: The Movie! (2019)

Steam Room Stories: The Movie!: Directed by J.C. Calciano. With Traci Lords, Eric D’Agostino, Toneey Acevedo, Jacob Buckenmyer. Failing cosmetics magnate Sally Fay will stop at nothing to possess the waters of the Steam Room to help lift her sagging empire. What she doesn’t count on is the Steam Room Guys banding together to thwart her evil plans.

“Chock full of dumb jocks tropes. The movie is so stupid that itu0026#39;s actually funny! Lots of great one-liners (e.g. u0026quot;Theyu0026#39;re so dumb that if they were stuck overnight in a mattress factory theyu0026#39;d sleep on the flooru0026quot;.nThe unabashed in-your-face humor along with plenty of beefy half-naked guys makes up for the ridiculous plot and lack of acting skills. Plenty of beefcake to keep my pause and slo-mo remote control functions busy.”