Siren Song (2016)

Siren Song: Directed by Benedict Mart. With C. Thomas Howell, Matt Silver, Rikke Leigh, Eloise Juryeff. After the murder of his wife, vegetarian restaurant chef and critic Matt pursues an online relationship with Callie who owns a guest house on an island. Problems occur when he arrives on the isolated island, to the surprise of Callie, to find she lives there with her strange sisters Lydia and Tess. Guests begin to disappear one by one and when Matt’s friend and fellow chef, Ryan, turns up after receiving a strange text message, it soon becomes clear that all is not what it seems and he can’t trust ANYONE on the island.

“Geesh, where to begin. This was such a mess that I donu0026#39;t even know where to start. The acting wasnu0026#39;t even sub par. The script was laughable. Thriller? I think not. I donu0026#39;t think they have a clue what a thriller is. Dan runs like a girl. Hershey syrup with water doesnu0026#39;t look like blood. Sorry. Need to look that up on the internet to get better tips on what looks like blood in a movie. Flimsy painter cover showed how much they didnu0026#39;t have to spend re: budget. Speaking of budget, this had to have been made for $1,000. or less and that wouldu0026#39;ve been spent on renting the inn. Whou0026#39;s the sketching fool? Callie and her siren song…oh my. I donu0026#39;t think anyone wouldu0026#39;ve ever guessed she wasnu0026#39;t singing. Not. Good heavens, this is a total mess from start to finish. Iu0026#39;ll never get this time back so I beseech you not to do the same. Turn away. There is nothing to see here. Really. Nothing. Nada.”