No Witnesses (2021)

No Witnesses: Directed by Robert Roworth. With Taya Calder-Mason, Jackson Dunlap, Jacob Machin, Jack McAullay. One brutal home invasion, five murders, two detectives and No Witnesses.

“This was bad, shot like they thought it was Miami Vice at times, everyone was annoying from the start. Just do yourself a favor and watch the original Desperate Hours in black and white or even the remake with Mickey Rourke if you want to see what they were trying to achieve I suppose. The only other Australian movies I know are The Dish, Romper Stomper, Suburban Mayhem and the one about the couple in the rental car going the wrong way and running out of gas and getting lost in the middle of nowhere going to Ayers Rock, and the one about the riverside campers and the kidnapper/serial killer in the outback. Watch any one of those mentioned before and save your time, this was dumb and dumber.”