After School Lunch Special (2019)

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After School Lunch Special: Directed by Andrew J Chambers. With Connie Richards, Sam Perry, Alex Abate, Sarah Podendorf. Eight gut wrenching tales of terror to tickle your funny bone and leave your brain a rotting pile of steaming excrement.

“Completely and unmitigatedly unwatchable, this project just constantly engages my gag reflex.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe first 15-20 minutes of the introduction of the so called actors is intolerable. Can you actually film an aspect of this generation that is more reprehensible then the u0026quot;selfu0026quot; absorption that runs rampant in our culture? You have an imbecile in the back seat that cannot get enough of herself on video tell everyone to be quiet because she is blogging. The person next to her is videoing her as she videos herself and the moron in the passenger is videoing both of them videoing! Do all these simpletons actually believe EVERYTHING they say or do is SO infinitely interesting? Well 99.9% of it is NOT. In the context of the movie it is not! How about a script that actually has dialogue that one can at least empathize with the characters or get to know them? No, all wooden and non-interesting mindless twits and prats.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMeet the parent and they do the same thing. Cell phones connected to them by their umbilical cords.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI love the titles sequence, u0026quot;When Urban Legends Attacku0026quot;? Does the addlepate that wrote this have any idea what an Urban LEGEND is?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWhen will u0026quot;Found footageu0026quot; videos die? They are so cheap to make they never will. For every one that actually can work you have 99 that just SUCK! and you guessed it, this is one of the 99. Another aberrant AI choice made by TUBI. They should get another AI programmer.”

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