The Monkey's Paw (2013)

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The Monkey’s Paw: Directed by Brett Simmons. With C.J. Thomason, Stephen Lang, Michelle Pierce, Corbin Bleu. Jake is given a Monkey’s Paw that grants 3 wishes. After the first 2 wishes leave his friend Cobb undead, Cobb pushes Jake to make a final wish.

“Seriously. This is a far much better film than its current, weak rating. There is also a serious flaw in IMDbu0026#39;s rating system. I think maybe members should have to actually be members for more than 1 day to leave a vote for ratings. 30, 60…maybe 90 days before you can vote or review a film unless you are a legitimate film critic with your own online site. Too many terrible films get very high ratings because people involved in the films get to create a new account and leave u0026quot;Best Film Everu0026quot; reviews and u0026quot;10 out of 10u0026quot; ratings. Then, films like this one, which obviously deserves a much higher rating, end up having people leave u0026quot;Worst Film Everu0026quot; reviews and u0026quot;1 out of 10u0026quot; ratings. Do you have a grudge against someone involved in this film? Not get the part you so desperately wanted? Did the director boink your girlfriend? No problem! Come on over to IMDb, create a new account and you can instantly voice just how terrible, poorly written and horribly acted the film was. Not to mention the director has a small penis.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI seriously need to set up my own film review site. You may not always agree with my reviews, but you can sure as hell know they are honest and not because I had something to do with any particular film one way or another, good or bad. Chiller Filmsu0026#39; remake of THE MONKEYu0026#39;S PAW is a very good movie with an original story. Itu0026#39;s very well acted, shot, directed, and edited. It is not the u0026quot;Best Film Ever,u0026quot; but it is damn well worth viewing and one of the best horror/comedies I have watched all year! Yes, this is indeed some serious monkey business! Now give me your paw…”

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