The Shop (2014)
30KThe Shop (2014). 1h 33m | Unrated
“Wow…just wow.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe entire thing is just – well…wow….wow.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eYeah, not in a good way either.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSo bad. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut then again, I donu0026#39;t want to critisize the 3 year old who wrote this, cast this, and filmed this.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThere is no story.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eItu0026#39;s so poorly constructed with just atrocious dialogue and horribly written characters.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe film maker must have gotten the script from the inside of a ceareal box – because it surely did not come from anybody who has any idea about story writing.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWow – miserable dialog, choppy editing and camera work, unrealistic location and set design, bad direction over-all.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eStill there is one saving grace to this debacle – and that was the box art – and the opening credit (which was obviously not designed by the production crew) – otherwise they would have used that same kind of production value throughout the rest of this miserable waste of time.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe only spoiler here – is that there is nothing to spoil – because there sadly is nothing really of entertaining value or interest.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMaybe another 30 rewrites and somebody who has any idea of story telling behind those rewrites could have helped dramatically.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eFellows – before you do your next disaster – (in what you call u0026quot;film makingu0026quot;) – please actually read a book or maybe take a class in how to construct something that does not bore, insult people or put them to sleep.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOh yeah – and make it even remotely interesting – with some dialog which has sparkle and charm and brings the story somewhere – even if itu0026#39;s just past the first line of action…because this is really not close to interesting at all.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe only benefit for you is that I realize there was no massive budget to work with – that aside – there also was no story…so it balances out.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHopefully you and your friends all had fun doing this – because it certainly is not fun watching it.”
