Dracula Sucks (1978)
33KDracula Sucks (1978). 1h 35m | X
“A very entertaining spoof of Tod Browningu0026#39;s Dracula. Iu0026#39;d recommend this low budget porn film over Paul Morrisseyu0026#39;s version. Jamie Gillis does an excellent portrayal of Dracula, giving superb homage to Bela Lugosi, u0026quot;Children of the night, what music they makeu0026quot;. Richard Bulik has Renfieldu0026#39;s insane laugh down, u0026quot;My cries at night, they might disturb Miss Mina.u0026quot; Even the fake flapping bat on a string is perfect. Reggie Nalder plays an excellent Dr. Van Helsing, and the music score, largely classical, is well chosen. Periodically an intercom interjects with odd comments, u0026quot;Dr. Silver report to room 22 for a lobotomyu0026quot;.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eApparently a few scenes involving urination have been cut, but be prepared for incest scenes between John Leslie and u0026#39;sisteru0026#39; Kay Parker, as well as a necrophilia scene with Mike Ranger and the u0026#39;undeadu0026#39; Serena. These are all played tongue in cheek, and work well within the context of the film. Seka has a brief, but luminous, appearance. John Holmes, whose acting is limited to his impressive endowment, has two scenes. Annette Haven is lovely as always, Serena is superbly sexy, and John Leslie is the suave lead. Apparently filmed at Scotties Castle in Death Valley. Highly recommended.”