City in Panic (1986)

City in Panic (1986). 1h 25m

“I canu0026#39;t believe Iu0026#39;m going to do this, but I HAVE to write a comment for probably the worst movie I have ever seen. Donu0026#39;t get me wrong, I love trashy movies. However, CITY IN PANIC is just trash. I mean that in the most literal of senses. I found this VHS in a heap of trash while doing my annual u0026quot;End of the Year Dorm Dumpster Dive.u0026quot; See, at my alma marta, the end to every hallway would be FULL of junk that residents would leave behind after the school year was over. A couple of friends and I would always peruse the mess for some hidden gems. Mostly it was all junk, but every once in a while you find something cool. Like a whiskey bible or a Wayneu0026#39;s World Dice Game. And sometimes youu0026#39;d just find garbage, like a VHS copy of CITY IN PANIC. Man, I should have figured…u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe movie seems to have been made by a group of high school freshmen who just found out what sexual discrimination is, and thought that they were really u0026quot;pushing the envelopeu0026quot; by involving a taboo subject such as AIDS. Ugh. Nothing in this movie works, and the only reason why the ending is a surprise is because you stopped caring about figuring anything out. Halfway through the thing, you canu0026#39;t even hear it over the sounds of your own prayers for an end to the cruelty emanating from the television.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI would end this review with something along the lines of u0026quot;Stay away from this movie at all cost,u0026quot; but just the simple fact that you are reading this means that it is too late. I can see no reason why anyone would search out this movie unless they had already had the misfortune of viewing it. Sorry guy. Weu0026#39;ve got meetings on Friday at 9pm over at the Rec Center. Punch and pie.”