A Clock Work Blue (1972)

A Clock Work Blue (1972). 1h 26m | X

“A Clockwork Blue (1972) u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBOMB (out of 4) u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAwful sexploitation picture has a black man and a Jewish man going to Heaven at the same time. Both are granted wishes so the black man takes a million dollars while the Jewish man takes a watch, which ends up having special powers and can take him back in time. While the Jewish man is on a historical journey playing various figures (George Washington, King Louis XVI, Marie Antoinette), the black man watches from his watermelon television. A CLOCKWORK BLUE was released as a part of a double bill with director Eric Jeffrey Haims others film THE JEKYLL u0026amp; HYDE PORTFOLIO. If you that thought film was bad then you might as well skip this one because itu0026#39;s downright awful from the opening scene to the last. I will say that the director did a good job with the colors used in the film but this here isnu0026#39;t nearly enough to keep this comedy watchable. The jokes are without question some of the worst that youu0026#39;re ever going to hear and itu0026#39;s just amazing that anyone thought theyu0026#39;d be funny. To say they are beyond lame would be an insult to the word lame. Even worse is that for a sexploitation picture thereu0026#39;s really not as much nudity or sex. While watching the picture I really couldnu0026#39;t help but wonder what the director was trying to do with this thing but the comedy and nudity both failed. Sexploitation fans will enjoy getting a brief look at Rene Bond but she canu0026#39;t even save this thing. The film is available in both a soft and hard version. I watched the soft but after viewing it I have zero interest in the other.”