I, Asphyxia: The Electric Cord Strangler III (Video 2000)
63KI, Asphyxia: The Electric Cord Strangler III (Video 2000). 1h 30m | Unrated
“He strangles people with electric cords. And tickles them. Why? Who knows. He apparently did it in the previous film but all we get for explanation is u0026quot;itu0026#39;s happening again.u0026quot;u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe first 17mins or so of this crapfest are the lead actress dreaming sheu0026#39;s being strangled, writhing around on the bed by herself. Then we get to see inside her dream as William Hellfire strangles her. Thatu0026#39;s 17mins. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eCut to Benny coming over to say that he wants to stop pimping, shooting heroin and abusing the stable of girls he runs. (Benny is some thin, geeky white boy so…no.) Holly tells him he needs Jesus and he agrees as long as Jesus lets him shoot heroin and urinate on women. Itu0026#39;s *sort* of clever, but not really. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAfter that, The Stranger does his strangling thing in overly long, overly boring ways. Pretty much an hour to do three killings. With bad lighting. And a camcorder. And horrible sound. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI donu0026#39;t know why I bother with Factory 2000 films. The early ones are William Hellfire with a camcorder and Misty Mundae. Oh. Wait. Thatu0026#39;s why I bother with Factory 2000 films – Misty Mundae. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eUnless youu0026#39;re a completist, donu0026#39;t bother with this. Itu0026#39;s the worst of the Factory 2000 movies Iu0026#39;ve seen and thatu0026#39;s saying a lot.”