I Want to Be Neenja! The Movie (2024)

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I Want to Be Neenja! The Movie (2024). 1h 30m

“I talked and talked and talked with my friends and family about how I could be the perfect actor to play Chow. Now, to be fair, I never actually auditioned. I couldnu0026#39;t figure out how to. That isnu0026#39;t important. What IS important is that I DIDNu0026#39;T GET THE ROLE!!! WHY, JENNIFER? I would have been PERFECT! I play so much Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat! I would be so good at doing awesome neenja moves!!!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIt COULD have been me. It SHOULD have been me. And if the auditioning process wasnu0026#39;t so obscure, it WOULD have been me. I am giving this film 1 star because I am not in it. Damn you to Hell, Jennifer Murphy u0026quot;GoGirlu0026quot;!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eP. S. If you ever need an actor to replace the current Chow, let me know. I am willing to forgive and forget the cruel action you have taken against me.”