The Goocher (2020)

The Goocher: Directed by William Lee. With Tyler W. Abron, Reese Acuff, Louis Banks, Sheree Barrell. When 6 strangers are left in the woods to fend for their lives, there’s one enemy they weren’t expecting.

“Imagine: an intruder breaks into your house. He puts a gun to your head, and gives you two choices: 1.) Watch u0026quot;The Goocheru0026quot;, or; 2.) Scoop your own eyeballs out of their sockets with the edge of a jagged, rusted tablespoon.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI would wholeheartedly encourage the prospective viewer to go with Option #2. u0026quot;The Goocheru0026quot; is an absolute, utter failure on every conceivable level. The story is idiotic. The acting is galactically beyond abysmal. This is doltishly tepid and amateurish, even by zero to low budget indie horror flicks. It plays literally like someone found a video camera, gathered a bunch of friends, and they took turns improvising inane gibberish before handing the camera to the next person in the cast.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eListening to a symphony orchestra consisting of the uncontrollably flatulent trying to play classical music through their collective anuses would stink less than this wretched excuse of a movie. I could not more strongly urge you to spare yourself the sheer torture of trying to watch this movie. It is the cinematic equivalent of vomiting into a blender, throwing up in some rancid meat, and then drinking the whole concoction down.”