Continental Split (2024)

Continental Split (2024). 1h 28m

“I mean, itu0026#39;s mildly entertaining. The acting is lukewarm. The story is derivative. The drama is room temperature. The CGI is good in some places, medium in some, and atrocious in some. How does that kid know how to pilot a helicopter? Not sure, but heu0026#39;s suddenly an expert. How did that bundle of nerves become governor? Not sure, but sheu0026#39;s governor. Why does the cocky rival seismologist have a face you want to slap? Not sure, but he does. Why did the producers and the director make this movie? Not sure, but they did. Why did I watch this movie? Not sure, but itu0026#39;s probably because I did. Why are dogs so cute? Not sure, but they are.”