Snow White and the Seven Samurai (2024)

Snow White and the Seven Samurai (2024). 1h 28m

“Where to start? The movie is so bad. The budget must have been a few hundred dollars. You can tell because the lawyer of the big mafia boss, who supposedly is worth billions drives a Kia Soul! Fighting scenes were probably choreographed by elementary school kids. The story is ridiculous, doesnu0026#39;t make sense. Who writes garbage like this? The acting is so bad that the cast must have been taken from a pool of rejected actors who wouldnu0026#39;t be hired by anyone. Eric Roberts probably worked for free just to add another credit to his record of being the most prolific actor of all time. That record should have an asterisk (*) because doing garbage like this, which he has done plenty, should not count. All in all, there is not a single thing you can rescue from this awful waste of time of a movie.”