Subway (1985)

Subway: Directed by Luc Besson. With Isabelle Adjani, Christopher Lambert, Richard Bohringer, Michel Galabru. On improvising a burglary at a shady tycoon’s home, Fred takes refuge in the hip and surreal universe of the Paris Metro and encounters its assorted denizens, the tycoon’s henchmen and his disenchanted young wife.

“I love French cinema, just so you know. However… This movie has no plot, no character development, no vision, and no coherence. It starts nowhere and goes nowhere. It doesnu0026#39;t so much u0026quot;endu0026quot; as much as it just u0026quot;stopsu0026quot;. I own this film on DVD, and I canu0026#39;t even give it away because Iu0026#39;d feel responsible for whoever else would watch it. Besson is a master. Even the masters can craft some dreck. This is a terrible, terrible, terrible film.”