Canes (2006)
60KCanes (2006). 1h 30m | R
“This is a truly sad display of movie-making from those behind it. Furlong is laughable as the lead, the supporting cast looks like theyu0026#39;re choking back laughter half the time, and the slumming of Michael Madsen continues. There are so many plot holes in this u0026#39;horroru0026#39; film, I found myself wondering what the heck the characters were thinking when they did certain things. The special effects are not horrible, but theyu0026#39;re only propping up a really bad script. Whoever the wardrobe director on this thing was should be banned from filmmaking for a long time. Furlongu0026#39;s suits look like they were tailored for someone 4 or 5 sizes larger than he is. I watched this for free on late night TV when I couldnu0026#39;t sleep and I still regret losing those agonizing hours of my life. Avoid this garbage. YOUu0026#39;VE BEEN WARNED!”
