Way of the Vampire (2005)

Way of the Vampire (2005). 1h 22m | R

“Although Iu0026#39;m not sure how. I think the copy I got from the store was burned incorrectly since the sound was all screwed up. Not that it mattered, since the dialog was pretty bad and generally the delivery of those lines was worse. The vampires, when they could be heard, had horrible lisps. Youu0026#39;d think that after an eternity as a creature of the night theyu0026#39;d learn how to speak properly through those big teeth of theirs. Not that this movie didnu0026#39;t have its accidentally funny moments. At one point Van Helsing reassures his lady love that nothing can happen to him since he is surrounded by giants and then the shot cuts right to what looks to be the sorriest looking bunch of u0026quot;giantsu0026quot; ever to grace the screen. They all look either hung over, half asleep, or just plain annoyed that they have to go around slaying the children of the night in a potato sack. It does have nudity however! But not enough to make up for the fact that the vampires all look like two dollar hookers, the sound sucks, and the overall look is just plain cheap. Did I mention that the sound sucks?”