SPF-18 (2017)

SPF-18: Directed by Alex Israel. With Carson Meyer, Noah Centineo, Bianca A. Santos, Jackson White. 18-year-old Penny Cooper spent years pining for Johnny Sanders Jr., but when a mysterious musician shows up on the beach, Penny is torn.

“This must have been one of the worst… u0026quot;thingsu0026quot; I have seen in a long time. Calling it a movie would even be offensive to a really bad movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eFirst of all the weird voice over sounds like someone forced their mom to read lines they had come with 2 minutes earlier, which would actually in a way be a good thing because it would be the ONLY logical explanation to why she makes everything sound so painfully awkward. And I just cannot NOT address the fact that Molly Ringwald plays the mom, I mean I have seen desperation amongst once famous actors but she has just taken the crown. Not to mention that the script is so bad it makes you wanna rip your hair out. Overall SPF-18 looks like it could have easily been made by middle schoolers and the fact that anyone would call this piece of crap an actual movie hurts my intelligence.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSince this catastrophic piece of u0026quot;film makingu0026quot; was Alex Israelu0026#39;s directorial debut Iu0026#39;m guessing we wont be seeing cinematic masterpieces from him any time soon. Goes to show that getting a bunch of fairly good looking yet extremely mediocre actors and placing them in a luxurious environment does not necessarily make a good movie, or you know, in this case a movie at all.”