Kiss the Bride (Video 2010)
65KKiss the Bride (Video 2010). 1h 20m | PG-13
“OK – I wanted to walk out 7 minutes into this film. Actually it was the first 2 minutes, but I decided to give it an extra 5 minutes (and then 20 minutes more) to see if I could find any redeeming qualities. Here are the qualities that I could find: * Bad acting (not sure what happened – some of the players have turned in quality performances in other films) * Worse writing * Hackneyed / clichéd dialog (they even managed to work in a few u0026#39;chicken eatingu0026#39; jokes) * Even the camera shots and lighting are bad (fluorescent lighting? really?) u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBasically someone decided to put the u0026#39;church playu0026#39; on film. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSave 90 precious minutes of your life and go do your taxes or something.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e**Some really beautiful women though (although, just like my taxes, they all seem to have extensions).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003ePeople we have got to do better. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eGets 3 stars only because they managed to cast Persia White”