The Graves (2009)

The Graves (2009). 1h 28m | R

“I truly wish that I had had the foresight to read a review before watching this film. Tony Toddu0026#39;s presence couldnu0026#39;t even get more than a 1/10 from me. I watched this film 2 years ago and still remember the title of it only so I can use it as a cautionary tale to friends. I have watched my fair share of films, and a decent amount of them were poorly written and acted. However, this film takes the cake as being so terrible that not even the poor quality of it can produce a laugh. I feel like the people who spawned this film had to say something to the effect of u0026quot;Hey everyone, letu0026#39;s take two semi-attractive women with no acting experience and give them a garbage script, Tony Todd, a camera we no longer use and all of the pocket change we have on us right now, and see if we canu0026#39;t turn a profit.u0026quot;u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf this film actually somehow did turn a profit, I think it was somewhere in the range of 4 McDoubles-20 Chicken McNuggets. If it made more of a profit than that, Iu0026#39;m going to be shooting films all weekend. I think a movie of me making wookie noises at a cut out poster of Liam Neeson will sell better than this piece of trash. Iu0026#39;ll call it Nell.”