Pirates of Treasure Island (2006)

Pirates of Treasure Island (2006). 1h 25m | PG-13

“Iu0026#39;m not going to summarize, as itu0026#39;s not worth my time.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThere actually were some talented actors in this film, so I canu0026#39;t believe that it turned out this bad! The costuming was terrible–fake hair, mustacheu0026#39;s and beards abound…Iu0026#39;m surprised that they didnu0026#39;t use elastic strings to keep them on rather than the standard spirit gum! Iu0026#39;ve never seen such bad costuming, ever! The sets were cheesy and obvious. The dialog was marginal at best. Good Lord! Did someone need a tax write off or something?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI even tried to call it campy fun, but the label just doesnu0026#39;t fit. I think I want the two hours of my life I spent watching it back…who do I have to talk to for that?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eDonu0026#39;t waste your money…not even to rent the DVD.”