Arachnoquake (TV Movie 2012)

Arachnoquake (TV Movie 2012). 1h 26m | TV-14

“This is a horrible movie but it can be horribly fun if you watch it with friends, and you just make jokes and laugh about how stupid the movie is, which Iu0026#39;m pretty sure is exactly what the intention of the filmu0026#39;s producers was.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBasically this movie is about a huge earthquake which somehow opens up a sinkhole in the earth but it also simultaneously somehow awakens a colony of ancient and incredibly dangerous, deadly poisonous and aggressive spiders.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThat really sums it up. The story doesnu0026#39;t really have any surprises and all the shocks and scares you will see coming a mile away. But there are a lot of fun moments and so bad theyu0026#39;re funny death scenes. Pretty much every possible way you could picture spiders killing someone is covered in this movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eStupid, mindless fun.”