Max Havoc: Curse of the Dragon (2004)

Max Havoc: Curse of the Dragon: Directed by Albert Pyun, Isaac Florentine. With Mickey Hardt, Nikki Ziering, Scott L. Schwartz, Diego Wallraff. Ex-kickboxing champion turned sports photographer Max Havoc again finds himself in Guam on a publicity photo shoot. Max’s helpful ways land him in the lives of the vacationing sisters Jane and Christy Goody who have acquired a rare jade dragon, which belongs to the ruthless Japanese Yakuza who will stop at nothing to get it back. It’s up to Max to stop the Yakuza, save the sisters and restore order to the peaceful island.

“A friend of mine in Guam sent me a video of this movie that was made there with Guam Government money. It was utterly stupid and beyond pointless. I feel bad for the Guam Government for losing money in the scam. Theyu0026#39;ll never make money on this pile ou0026#39; sh*t movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eItu0026#39;s about a sportu0026#39;s photographer who goes to Guam to take pictures of some hotel. He meets some girls (playboy model Joanna Kruppa plays one of the girls – in a cover story for Playboy Kruppa called MAX HAVOC u0026quot;really stupid!u0026quot; Well sheu0026#39;s right) and some kung-fu gang is chasing her. I donu0026#39;t know why. Anyways, Max Havoc helps her out. The fights are so poorly done, it looks like stuff my kids shoot on their Hi-8 Video camera. But beyond that, MAX HAVOC is so BORING. You want to fast forward through it, but that doesnu0026#39;t even help!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe movie makes not a lick of sense and itu0026#39;s hard to imagine someone making a film this bad. I IMDbu0026#39;d MAX HAVOC director Albert Pyun and he makes really awful movies, so I guess it makes sense that he made MAX HAVOC. That seems to be his forte: making really bad movies, but not u0026quot;so bad theyu0026#39;re goodu0026quot; movies say in the spirit of Ed Wood, his movies just flat out suck. Talk about ZERO talent. I wonder if he cons people like he conned the Guam Government when he made this film. What a legacy!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf you see this movie in the video store (somehow I donu0026#39;t think it will ever make it off the island of Guam), hold your nose!”