The Minion (1998)
66KThe Minion (1998). 1h 35m | R
“Worst portrayal of archaeology in a movie EVER. I donu0026#39;t even know where to begin there were so many flaws. Not little nerdishly nit-picky flaws, either, but big, gaping stupid ones. Please believe me when I tell you, dear ones, archaeologists donu0026#39;t go about their business acting like obsessive, `I work alone,u0026#39; TV criminologists gasping (made-up) historical trivia into a dictaphone while diving straight for the shiny things without any sort of support team (and if we ever get that possessive about archaeological material, someone needs to slap us upside the head.) Makes Indiana Jones look professional in comparison. (At least he dresses with more practicality.) Gah! Now that Iu0026#39;ve got that out of my system. the rest of the movie is pretty dang awful, too.”
