Amityville Karen (2022)

Amityville Karen (2022). 1h 44m | Not Rated

“The second I saw Ron Bonku0026#39;s name in the credits, Iu0026#39;m like, I know that name! He was the guy responsible for the abortion known as House Shark. And I got exactly what I expected (well, more on that later) out of good ol Ron. Namely, a dull, talky, and overlong u0026quot;horroru0026quot; movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAmityville Karen fails on nearly every level, including successfully commenting on, or even portraying Karens… but there is one saving grace in this whole cluster-F; That is the performance of Karen herself, by the beautiful Lauren Francesca. In a movie chock full of mugging, camping it up, reading haphazardly off of cue cards, severely over-improvising, and just plain being obnoxious, Francesca was not only the sole actor I felt had any talent (Iu0026#39;m looking at you, James Duval!), but she provided the only laughs to be had in this movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eYes, this is another Bonk production where you REALLY canu0026#39;t judge the book by its cover. How does this sound to you? Wine (and beer… complete with u0026quot;bros!u0026quot;) tastings, a winery with… wine bar?, an obnoxious wine aficionado, a wine unveiling, zoning complications, some sort of bizarre, horrible band who u0026quot;performsu0026quot; at the winery with an unplugged bass and mic, their conniving manager, inaudible dialogue, an overlong coda that bleeds into the credits, attempting to comment on Karens, serial killers, and assorted political BS. Oh, the new wine from Amityville is cursed. Thatu0026#39;s the bulk of the focus. Honestly, who gives an S about their stupid wine tasting, and all its red tape?! As much as I enjoyed Francesca, this movie fails as an Amityville movie, AND a Karen movie. Thatu0026#39;s the whole title!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIu0026#39;ll tell you why. Every character in this film is equally, if not more obnoxious than Karen is. So, Iu0026#39;m on HER side half the time, and when she drinks the cursed wine and goes psychotic, I couldnu0026#39;t WAIT for her to off these people (and… the worst offender survives to the end). Ok, Karen is supposed to be the obnoxious, entitled, and irrational person (who eternally needs to see the supervisor!). Thereu0026#39;s no one to play off of that. I just rolled with her antics! And Amityville is a totally peripheral plot point, at least as far as the official movies go.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf youu0026#39;re a fan of Lauren Francesca, sheu0026#39;s very funny here, she does go psychotic, and on a killing spree. Otherwise, *snooze*…u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eExtras: The over-improvisor is… The director!”