Open House (2010)

Open House (2010). 1h 28m | R

“I made my husband turn it off because I canu0026#39;t imagine any women could be as useless and pathetic as Alice – and as an actress, sheu0026#39;s terrible too, with that odd smirk she has sheu0026#39;s not believable at all. Anyway home sick so I finished the movie and oh my gosh why did I waste my time! At least I was multi-tasking. I love how she had plenty of opportunities to escape or attack David and she bungles it each time, the stored bodies in the ice chests, the not-at-all nosy neighbors (should have put the house in the country or something), And finally, the end: how does someone with a steak knife in the eye have such wherewithal as Lila? And such perfect aim! As for Alice, one less breeder I say, what a milksop, your damn chain is a damn weapon! Oh but sheu0026#39;s only had it on for a week or more, no doubt she forgot about it altogether. And that guy/friend at the end, what a complete douche – oh gee youu0026#39;re chained in the basement, smells like rotting death down here, youu0026#39;re covered in blood, a bloody woman is on the floor, youu0026#39;ve been MIA for awhile, but whatu0026#39;s that youu0026#39;re saying, R ye shuere heehaw??? OK OK just wait, let me call the police – UPSTAIRS – cause itu0026#39;s an emergency they get here but not an emergency that we get the F out! Come on, seriously?! Someone said it was like a high school film project, I agree, since no one seemed to take the characters, the plot, the acting or the viewers seriously! Iu0026#39;m willing to bet a few people (sis, sisu0026#39;s bf) were in this movie gratis, just to get it produced, which was a sad mistake. I donu0026#39;t know why I let movies get me angry, but they do, the ones that waste my time and make me feel like everyone involved must think the audience are complete Nimrods. I know there WERE some Nimrods out there that liked this movie, or at least didnu0026#39;t dislike it, but Iu0026#39;m afraid to know what movies are on their top ten list – and they probably are the first in line to see the next Saw, Final Destination, or Paranormal Activity (#3 Baby!!!!!) hahaha.”