Hellbreeder (2004)
56KHellbreeder (2004). 1h 25m | R
“AMAZING that anyone thought 70u0026#39;s crooner Darren Day would make a scary bad guy by slapping a bit of clown make up on him and forcing him to say the F word.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAMAZING that out of all the lead actresses they could have picked for the part, they chose one that canu0026#39;t act for toffee, and doesnu0026#39;t even look good with her clothes off (with or without the big, fake chest scar which incidentally, brings me to…)u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAMAZING that the make-up effects can actually be worse than every cheapo 50u0026#39;s horror Iu0026#39;ve seen, and considering how many late nights Iu0026#39;ve had in front of my old VCR, thatu0026#39;s some achievement.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAMAZING that the financiers didnu0026#39;t take one look at the script for this ridiculous thing (I dare not denigrate the word film) and didnu0026#39;t run for the hills.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd AMAZING that anyone can give it more than 1 out of 10. Unless you IMDb voters are practical jokers. VERY FUNNY, DUDES!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAbout the only use for it is as a tool in the government drive against teens taking LSD. You show this in a school campaign, I guarantee 95% of the audience will never touch the stuff. The other 5% will probably take the DVD home, and watch it repeatedly as a way of getting their fix without going to the nightclub. At least itu0026#39;s cheaper. But it could be infinitely more damaging to their health… 0/10”
