Lust in Space: The Erotic Witch Project IV (Video 2005)

Lust in Space: The Erotic Witch Project IV (Video 2005). 1h 26m

“Though lost in the shuffle as a followup to Seduction Cinemau0026#39;s BLAIR WITCH spoof, LUST IN SPACE has its own niche as the New Jersey porn outfitu0026#39;s tribute to bosomy starlet Alexia Moore.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eProducer and Seduction/After Hours/Secret Key honcho Michael Raso gives a self-revealing interview as a DVD extra, making no bones about his (and his companyu0026#39;s) crass approach. Thereu0026#39;s no delusions of grandeur, just grinding out soft porn, or latterly emphasizing the revival of vintage hardcore.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003ePremise here is that house talent Darian Caine and A.J. Khan, plus newcomer Moore, travel from the future in their spaceship (Raso jokes about it having a hardwood floor, why not?) left over from a sci-fi movie made for their other label Shock-O-Rama, to 1999 to get to the bottom of the virus/plague encountered in prior EROTIC WITCH videos. Itu0026#39;s no surprise that their oversexed antics turn out to be the cause of the plague in the first place (typical time travel perils).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWith director Bacchus (using an acting pseudonym of u0026quot;Jimmy Doyleu0026quot;) and other jerks hamming it up in the usual unfunny comedy relief mode, focus is rather on the femmes simulating lesbian sex, unconvincingly but at great length. An R-rated skin flick of this ilk would have sex scenes running less than a minute to tease/cheat the fans, while cable-ready soft X editions favor the 4-minute vignette of pawing, licking and grinding. Here they run on for 8 to 10 minutes, interminable if youu0026#39;re not a fan.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut I am a card-carrying fan of this nonsense, and was very pleased to see the top-heavy Miss Moore not just thrown into the soup (as is usually the case for the more bombastic starlets compared to slim regulars like Caine, Khan, Mundae and Wells) but presented center stage. She has three lengthy sex scenes that eat up more than 25% of the total running time, paired with Caine, Khan and then both of them. Bacchus directs these scenes so poorly that the footage in each looks like looped/stretched repeat shots, but probably was all new, just lacking variety.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMoore presents quite a package and I enjoyed watching her. DVD gives a brief interview where she talks about her breast obsession, plus a fairly tantalizing 19-minute featurette JACKIEu0026#39;S HOT PROPERTY of her being adored by co-star Jackie Stevens, latter playing a chatty real estate agent.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eStevens and the unexciting Bethany Lott are also in the main feature, mainly teamed, for a change, with porn stud Brian Bishop, who has Julian-styled tattoos and simulates sex OK with the gals, but looks suspiciously like a ringer from the wonderful world of XXX porn.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eRaso jokes that it was inevitable that his mini-franchise go into space (working title here was SPACEWITCH), after all as he notes, even LEPRECHAUN went into space (for its fourth edition too). Itu0026#39;s certainly OK for the fans, God bless u0026#39;em, but when youu0026#39;re a filmmaker (or video-maker) and LEPRECHAUN is high up there in your consciousness something is seriously wrong.”