Aliens vs. Avatars (2011)

Aliens vs. Avatars (2011). 1h 20m | K-16

“Bad, crummy, lousy, bilge, garbage, hogwash, and still there isnu0026#39;t a single word in the English language to describe this badly-acted tripe. Mumbling, squeaks, squeals, blank stares and stupid grins are passed off as dialog. The *cough* u0026quot;actorsu0026quot; outdo Pinocchio in the wooden acting stakes.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI give this waste of an otherwise perfectly good blank DVD 1/10. If not for the bizarre record attempt to get bare breasts, gross misogyny, references to incest, a person attacked by an alien, a muscled, slow-talking jock professing to be the best friend of a weakling Übergeek, lewd suggestions, virginity-fixation and sexism into the first ten minutes, it would have scored half out of ten. The half being given to the director for having the nerve to actually publish this offal.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf, within fifteen minutes of commencing to view, you donu0026#39;t get the urge to bleach your brain to a crisp or donu0026#39;t feel like running around in demented circles, beating yourself upside the skull with a heavy bat, then please, seek immediate psychiatric intervention.”