Kaksihäntäinen skorpioni (1982)

Kaksihäntäinen skorpioni (1982). 1h 38m

“The video of this I rented features lots of u0026quot;Americanizedu0026quot; Italian names. I get how u0026quot;Paolo Malcou0026quot; (from MST3ku0026#39;s u0026quot;Escape 2000u0026quot;) became u0026quot;Paul Malcou0026quot;, but how did u0026quot;Sergio Martinou0026quot; become u0026quot;Christia Plummeru0026quot;?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnyhoo, this French/Italian coproduction tells the incredibly unengaging tale of some drugs hidden in some ancient burial tomb thingee and some other stuff happens and there may or may not be supernatural forces at work. Alan Hale jr-look-a-like Van Johnson (MST3ku0026#39;s u0026quot;San Fransisco Internationalu0026quot;) gives loooong expositional scenes, and John Saxon (MST3ku0026#39;s u0026quot;Mitchellu0026quot;) gets his head twisted backwards (and apparently the killer also switched his right and left hands). Another victim looks like a cross between Michael Caine and Elmer Fishpaw from u0026quot;Polyesteru0026quot;. The music by Fabio Frizzi is just the score from u0026quot;Gates of Hellu0026quot; used again. The special effects are just maggots- maggots on photos, maggots on hands, maggots on statues.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003enAnyway, it should go without saying, but donu0026#39;t watch this movie.”