The Roller Blade Seven (1991)

The Roller Blade Seven (1991). 1h 36m

“This has to be the greatest practical joke ever. Iu0026#39;m amazed that all the other actors kept a straight face. I might be wrong but the impression I get from this movie was that they duped Frank Stallone and Joe Estevez into acting in this movie that has a budget of just under $40, depending on how much those nerf bats and spray painted catcheru0026#39;s equipment cost, create the most incoherent movie ever created, and sit back and laugh at the fact that Joe Estevez and Frank Stallone werenu0026#39;t in on the joke. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf by some chance they werenu0026#39;t kidding and they legitimately tried to make a real movie then I feel sorry for everyone involved in the creation. Iu0026#39;ve had quite a love affair with cheesy movies, but this movie is so bad I can hardly watch it. They repeat pointless u0026quot;special effectsu0026quot; so many times that itu0026#39;s obvious they were just trying to cover up the fact that they only shot 30 minutes of footage. If I were forced to watch this movie on repeat I would bludgeon myself unconscious with my own hands after about one and a half times through. No offense to the great Frank Stallone, but I would rather watch Sylvester teach a fingerpainting class for 10 hours than watch that movie ever again.”