All American Christmas Carol (2013)

All American Christmas Carol: Directed by Ron Carlson. With Taryn Manning, Beverly D’Angelo, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Eddie Jemison. A white-trash mom is visited by three ghosts intent on showing her a path to a brighter future.

“So, is this abomination a sure sign that the last days are upon us? No. Because if God was planning to end us anytime in the next few years, ihe would have just gone ahead and ended us before this thing had a chance to be made. That this exists is proof of an afterlife. This surely is one of the movies playing on an endless loop in the theaters of Hell.nThe actors seem to know it is pointless to even try, and deliver their lines lifelessly for the most part. I donu0026#39;t see how this could have been made, let alone released anywhere. They should have destroyed all the footage at some point. Oh, also, mom from The Goldbergs looks a lot better with big 80s hair. And Adam Goldberg probably made better movies with his VHS camcorder sometime around Christmas 1980-something.nIf youu0026#39;re looking for Christmas spirit, youu0026#39;ll find none here.”