Delta Delta Die! (Video 2003)

Delta Delta Die! (Video 2003). 1h 23m | R

“These Shadow Entertainment films are definitely good for one thing…u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e… your own u0026quot;Mystery Science Theatre 3000u0026quot; party.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe story revolves around the u0026quot;most prestigiousu0026quot; sorority on campus — Delta Delta Pi. The u0026quot;Pi Girlsu0026quot; have a secret, though: they systemically murder scores of hunky muscle-studs and bake them into pies! Since the pies sell better than any high-school candy sale ever could — and are oh-so-low in carbs (this is SoCal) — why not do it?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eUnfortunately, a meddlesome student named Tobias is on to the Pi Girls! But why oh why wonu0026#39;t his University dean (thereu0026#39;s only one) not take his claims seriously? And what has happened to his best friend? And why the hell is a 40-year-old woman still living in a sorority house? Tobiasu0026#39;s meddlesome questions are posing a problem to the Pi Girls way of life, and he must be stopped.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThis movie is BAD. And when I mean bad, itu0026#39;s like falling down in front of a bicycle, into a steaming pile of dog crap, while raining(!), and then youu0026#39;re struck by lightening and paralyzed for life.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIt is that bad.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eTake note of the u0026quot;Deanu0026#39;s Officeu0026quot; — aka, someoneu0026#39;s parentsu0026#39; den in their SoCal home. I know my campusu0026#39; administrative facilities have excessive interior windows, pink, wood-paneled walls, and a backyard lying outside. Priceless!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOf course, when I purchased this film, I didnu0026#39;t know that I was buying a soft-core porn. This isnu0026#39;t B-rate horror — this is C-rate soft-core porn with some sadism thrown in. There is an obligatory strip poker scene, a u0026quot;sexy lap dance!u0026quot; that lasts at least 10 minutes too long, and you get to see some huge 40-year-old lady knockers at least 7 times. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut despite all of the bad: bad script, horrid acting, atrocious sets, lighting, and effects — this movie is perfect for a dorm-room party. Your friends will die laughing at lines like u0026quot;THE PENIS IS FILLED WITH GERMS AND SPERM!u0026quot; and u0026quot;HUHN-UHN!!! NO YOU DIDNu0026#39;T!!!u0026quot; and the crazy amounts of forced sexuality. Itu0026#39;s a movie to knock, not to enjoy.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOh, and the DVD is loaded with a slew of hilarious extras, although they are sometimes raunchy, disgusting, and — even somewhat depressing. Iu0026#39;m a gay man, and I really didnu0026#39;t need to see 40 year old Julie Strain run around for 15 minutes with all sorts of (really bad) dungeon paraphernalia only to see her put the handle of a potato masher…u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e… well, weu0026#39;ll stop there. You can also see extended cuts of all of the u0026quot;murder/seductionu0026quot; scenes with Julie Strain, and they are disturbing. I didnu0026#39;t know if these hunky muscled twenty-somethings were really excited about Strainu0026#39;s dirty talk, but I think they were. My friends and I were in stitches. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd then thereu0026#39;s a 20 minute video with Strain and one of the Pi girls at their (real) home which only made me feel more trashy than usual. It made my life seem like an A+ endeavor by comparison.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBottom line: hilarious movie, hilarious extras, albeit there is sick, middle-aged-on-young sexuality, pointless and fake u0026quot;gore,u0026quot; and acting that came straight out of a high school drama class.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eCheck out u0026quot;Birth Riteu0026quot; if you want more bad acting/plot/gore, less sexuality.”