The Mountie (2011)

The Mountie (2011). 1h 21m | R

“In u0026#39;honouru0026#39; of the woeful poetry a little girl reads out at regular intervals in Way Of The West, or The Mountie, or The Ranger, or whatever theyu0026#39;re calling it these days, I thought Iu0026#39;d compose my own dreadful little ode:u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eClichés abound No Surprises in store This Film Is a plodding boreu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eGood guy with white horse Baddies on black Colour coding This movie doesnu0026#39;t lacku003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe hero here Is totally vanilla No personality traits Dialogue just filleru003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe tedium extends To the shoot outs Stay awake? I have my doubtsu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut before I take My blessed nap Let me warn you Of this piece ou0026#39;crapu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eItu0026#39;s in the 99p shop Taking up space Just ignore it and leave With a smile on your faceu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThere we go. Wordsworth, Hughes, Byron… you better watch out… 3/10”