The Rig (2010)

The Rig (2010). The Rig: Directed by Peter Atencio. With William Forsythe, Stacey Hinnen, Serah D'Laine, Marcus T. Paulk. In the midst of a tropical storm, the crew of an offshore oil rig must survive the rampage of a creature after invading its undersea habitat.

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