Bite Me! (Video 2004)

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Bite Me! (Video 2004). Bite Me!: Directed by Brett Piper. With Erin Brown, Julian Wells, Rob Monkiewicz, Erika Smith. When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big chip on his shoulder.

“Every now and then I like watching silly crap. And this movie succeeds in being what it wants to be: Total silly nonsense. Add a little fun stop-motion effects (mutant sex-drive-increasing ticks crawling around everywhere and a human-sized mutant tick-man at the end) and quite a lot of nekkid boobies (provided by Misty Mundae, amongst others), and you could say this one is somewhat of a fun watch. But the acting often is so abominable that it hurts. In the end, all that remains is a movie that isnu0026#39;t going anywhere, but you can have a fun time just staying at the main location of this movie (being a titty-bar infested by the aforementioned critters). Near the end the movie gives more than one nod to older giant monster classics (and this doesnu0026#39;t exactly mean that there is a big climax with a giant monster reeking havoc or anything – just see it and youu0026#39;ll understand).”

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