House of Inequity (2023)

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House of Inequity (2023). House of Inequity: Directed by Josh Hale. With Todd Leigh, Parker Little, Brittany Bell, David Cook. A day trip takes a turn for the worse when a group of friends investigate an abandoned house. The nightmares quickly become a reality when they're forced to face their own personal fears, and survive a night in The House of Inequity.

“Ah, what a cinematic masterpiece we have here. This movie was so bad, itu0026#39;s hard to know where to begin. The plot was about as exciting as watching paint dry. I kept waiting for something, anything, to happen, but it was like watching a snail crawl across a sidewalk.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe acting was so wooden that I thought I was watching a ventriloquist act. The lead actor delivered every line like he was reading from a teleprompter, and the supporting cast was no better. Iu0026#39;m pretty sure they hired the extras from a local community theater.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd letu0026#39;s talk about the dialogue. It was like the writers had never heard human beings speak before. Every line was so cringeworthy that I felt secondhand embarrassment just listening to it. Iu0026#39;m pretty sure I heard the sound of Shakespeare rolling in his grave.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut hey, at least the special effects were good, right? Wrong. The effects were so bad that Iu0026#39;m pretty sure they hired an intern to do it on their lunch break. The monster looked like a cross between a chicken and a frog, and the explosions looked like something youu0026#39;d see in a low-budget video game from the 90s.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOverall, I wouldnu0026#39;t recommend this movie to anyone unless youu0026#39;re looking for a guaranteed way to waste your time and MBs. Save yourself the trouble and go watch a cat video on YouTube instead.”

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