Penthouse: Ready to Ride (Video 1992)

Penthouse: Ready to Ride (Video 1992). Penthouse: Ready to Ride: Directed by Matthew Ferro. With Jean Carew, Pam Colburn, Stephanie Dianno, Sheri Esslinger. Fifteen beautiful women take you for a ride on the wild side. The brute power of roaring bikes meets the raw passion of beautiful in high-speed encounters.

“This video doesnu0026#39;t waste any time getting to itu0026#39;s theme. No title, no montage. Straight into u0026quot;Biker Girlsu0026quot; features three Pets (Julie K Smith, Dominique St Croix, Janine) in various scenes where they act tough and mishandle men. It sets the attitude the video is going for, but thereu0026#39;s little continuous nudity. Dominiqueu0026#39;s huge breasts are the visual highlight (5 mins).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026quot;Satin And Laceu0026quot; is a boring Bu0026amp;W scene of a blonde sexing a dude on a motorcycle (3 mins). u0026quot;Bar Danceu0026quot; has two blondes get naked dancing on top of a bar counter. Itu0026#39;s meant to be high energy, but the delivery is tame. A generic hard rock track supplies the intended attitude (8.5 mins).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026quot;Locked In Leatheru0026quot; is a young Janine. Took me a minute to recognize her. However it takes awhile before sheu0026#39;s even topless and the soundtrack is beginning to annoy me (5 mins). u0026quot;Bikes And Guysu0026quot; features a lot of ladies, but clothes stay on too long. Julie Strain gets her boobs sucked on momentarily by a guy in an otherwise flat scene (4.5 mins).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026quot;Daydreamingu0026quot; has a mechanic suffering from hallucinations of Julie K Smith. Itu0026#39;s short, itu0026#39;s boring (2.5 mins). u0026quot;Fire And Wateru0026quot; has a music track that shares the same title. Get used to hearing it said a bunch. Dominique is featured. Some footage seems like b-reel from other parts of her in this video (4 mins).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026quot;Flower Childu0026quot; has a brunette hitchhiking. Picked up by a dude on a motorbike. Standard boy/girl simulated sex (4 mins). u0026quot;Biker Gangu0026quot; is a scene I never want to see again. The cringe level is high combined with Billy Bobu0026#39;s massive biker cheeseburger / beer gut (5.5 mins).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026quot;Solo Dancingu0026quot; is Julie K Smith dressed the same as in the beginning. Ripping out of her fishnet bodysuit supplies this video with itu0026#39;s one and only explicit view (5 mins). u0026quot;Ready To Dieu0026quot; wraps up the video with Julie Strain getting physical with a bunch of middle aged bikers. Were they chasing her? Was it a dream? Who cares (9.5 mins).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026#39;Ready to Rideu0026#39; is very dated. Maybe in 1992 this could have passed as titillating. Now the low level of nudity on display doesnu0026#39;t cut it. The motorcycle theme doesnu0026#39;t do much. Julie K Smithu0026#39;s multiple appearances canu0026#39;t save it. This is a Penthouse title you can leave in the past.”