Jersey Shore Massacre (2014)

Jersey Shore Massacre: Directed by Paul Tarnopol. With Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli, Chris Lazzaro. A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.

“If you enjoyed the drivel that was Jersey Shore you are in for a real treat with this gonorrhea infested cinematic equivalent of a lobotomy.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003enThe single greatest piece of acting in this would hands down be the poor excuse for a mime we see for about 3seconds..u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWish this was one of those cursed movies where the whole cast dies mysteriously so they cant ever reproduce or try to act in anything again.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIn all honesty, licking a public toilet seat is probably a healthier way to spend your time than watching this.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI have never been to Jersey Shore, but judging by the way jersey shore is portrayed in every aspect of television, I have to ask why they havenu0026#39;t been bombed into oblivion for Crimes against Humanity and Acts of Terrorism.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHate this movie, and any one who says its good is ON THE LIST!!”