Bae Wolf (2022)40K
Bae Wolf (2022). Bae Wolf: Directed by David Axe. With Mike Amason, Antonia Anderson, Santiago Azpurua-Borras, Aaron Blomberg. In the year 500 A.D., a jealous, decapitating monster terrorizes the drunken revelers of Heorot. A fearless princess goes in search of a hero who can save her people. But that hero guards a secret more dangerous than any monster.
“This movie (if you can even call it a movie) is so stupid and terrible I knew I should have stopped watching it after the first 6 minutes where some guy dressed like Tarzan killed everyone in the great hall (small building). Oh wait, the guy dressed like Tarzan with some horns on his head and red body paint is supposed to be Grendel? Well that sure cut down on the makeup budget. And then the stick person porn drawing…. I donu0026#39;t even know where to go with that. Bad dry humor and one liners. Please, whoever made this donu0026#39;t make any more. Get a job flipping burgers or picking up trash. Something that would benefit society.”