Carnal Highways (1980)

Carnal Highways: Directed by C.H. Howard. With Seka, Marlene Munroe, Fernando Fortes, John Seeman. Sexual escapades of two truckers on the road.

“Carnal Highways (1980)u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e* 1/2 (out of 4)u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eJohn Seeman and Fernando Fortes play buddies who decide to buy a big rig so that they can just drive around and get as many ladies as possible.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThereu0026#39;s a little confusion as to who really directed this film but no matter who it was they really didnu0026#39;t know what they were doing. Itu0026#39;s rather funny to see how poorly made this film is at times and that includes several shots where the top of the actors heads (meaning their actual heads) are cut off at the top. I guess thatu0026#39;s a little charm to be had with an otherwise pretty bad film.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe entire plot of this film is about as lazy as you can get. I mean, Iu0026#39;ve got a couple uncles and a couple cousins who are truck drivers and Iu0026#39;ve hung out at truck stops and have seen lot lizards but for the life of me I canu0026#39;t think of anyone who would buy a semi to get laid. It happens here and thereu0026#39;s really no logic as to why and the various sexual situations are so brain dead that you canu0026#39;t help but laugh at them.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSeeman and Fortest make for a rather bland comedy team and even some of the supporting ladies just seem really bored or perhaps just wishing they were somewhere else. Seka looks as beautiful as ever but she appears to be wondering how she got in the film. If Carlos Tobalina directed this then it pretty much ends how most of his films do and thatu0026#39;s with a large orgy. CARNAL HIGHWAYS isnu0026#39;t a complete disaster as there are a couple good sex scenes but overall it just feels really cheap and rather pathetic.”