Near Death (2004)

Near Death: Directed by Joe Castro. With Perrine Moore, Ali Willingham, Scott Lunsford, Brannon Gould. Ghosthunters find film director’s haunted mansion and anger the flesh-eating ghouls inside.

“I canu0026#39;t remember the last time I hated a movie 50 seconds in. This appears to be footage that was shot for a backdrop to a video game which must have never been developed so the owneru0026#39;s decided to release it as a film. I donu0026#39;t know if comparing it to a student film disses the film enough. Itu0026#39;s pacing is softcore porn without the interesting dialogue…or porn. The only thing diabolical about this film is that it was ever swept up off the video editing suiteu0026#39;s hard drive to see the light of day. Horrible…and not in a good way.”