Yeti – Der Schneemensch kommt (1977)

Yeti – Der Schneemensch kommt: Directed by Gianfranco Parolini. With Antonella Interlenghi, Mimmo Crao, Jim Sullivan, Tony Kendall. Professor Wassermann is asked by industry magnate Morgan Hunnicut to lead an expedition to study the giant Yeti creature found frozen in a large ice block.

“YETI: GIANT OF THE 20TH CENTURY is about the titular titan (Mimmo Crao), thawed out of his frozen state, then exploited by a greedy zillionaire. During all of this, the big-footed one falls in love with a tiny human named Jane (Phoenix Grant), goes on a rampage in downtown Toronto, and smooshes some bad guys.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eQUESTIONS: #1- Does love truly conquer all? #2- Where did they find the humongous helicopter in which to carry the gargantuan yeti around? #3- What would Jane and Sasquatchu0026#39;s wedding cake toppers look like? #4- How much material would he need for his tuxedo?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eImagine the pitch to get this movie made: u0026quot;Okay, we take King Kong, and replace the ape with a 30-foot sasquatch. Then…u0026quot;. Schlock like this is almost impossible to quantify. Calling it u0026quot;absurdu0026quot; is like calling the ocean u0026quot;moistu0026quot;. Just go with it, but donu0026#39;t forget the intoxicants!…”