A Ghost Story (2017)

A Ghost Story: Directed by David Lowery. With Casey Affleck, Rooney Mara, McColm Cephas Jr., Kenneisha Thompson. In this singular exploration of legacy, love, loss, and the enormity of existence, a recently deceased, white-sheeted ghost returns to his suburban home to try to reconnect with his bereft wife.

“Wow wow wow. This is a monumental, staggering achievement in the art of expressing complete hatred u0026amp; contempt for the viewer. This group of hateful misanthropes (Rooney, Affleck, Lowery) gathered together before in a nearly identical contest of pissing in the audienceu0026#39;s faces, called Ainu0026#39;t Them Ignorant Rubes Dumb For Watching Our Pretentious Drivel, but they really outdid themselves this time. Their hate for the audience is so tremendous that it climbs itself to find a height from which to spill. Proof that even if you literally pooped on the floor, half the people who see it will declare it u0026quot;deep u0026amp; meaningful art!u0026quot;nThe 1 star reviews are all examples of better writing than the movie itself. The only u0026quot;directingu0026quot; that took place was smoking copious amounts of weed u0026amp; coughing out u0026quot;Letu0026#39;s just point the camera at nothing for a long time!u0026quot;u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWhen watching, keep yourself entertained by trying to imagine these people planning these scenes. u0026quot;No, eat the pie slower Rooney …sloooooower… Make the pie last for a full ten minutes but really stuff your face with it u0026amp; chew loud u0026amp; sloooow with your mouth open. Like a dog. Put the pie on the floor u0026amp; snuffle it up like a dog, do dogs use forks Rooney? No, thatu0026#39;s right. Youu0026#39;re an animal, a sad animal snuffling up floor-pie! PERFECT. And weu0026#39;ll put the sheet over a coatrack, so it looks like Affleck is standing there too. Art, this is art, we made Art!u0026quot;”