Infected (2013)

Infected: Directed by Glenn Ciano. With Michael Madsen, William Forsythe, Christy Carlson Romano, Tom DeNucci. A blood virus infects a small group of hunters turning a father u0026 son trip into a fight for survival.

“This is not entertainment, itu0026#39;s anti-tainment. If youu0026#39;ve rented this for say 99p, Iu0026#39;d say youu0026#39;d have a strong case for getting your money back under the Sale of Goods Act, because it is not fit for purpose. You wonu0026#39;t even enjoy this if you enjoy bad horror films, because this is not bad in a good-natured, well meaning way – itu0026#39;s bad in a needing-to-go-to-the-dentist-for-a-filling kind of way. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMundane. Boring. Utterly devoid of interest, it is something that must be merely endured. If youu0026#39;ve had the misfortune to buy this, I urge you to destroy it without watching it. Take your time about it, itu0026#39;s the only way youu0026#39;re going to have any fun here. A lot of people were involved in making this film, yet astoundingly not one of them seems to have thought u0026quot;hold on, this is crap, isnu0026#39;t it?u0026quot; All of these people should be stripped of whatever filmic credentials they possess and prevented from working in the industry again, under threat of lengthy jail time. Their equipment should be slowly crushed in front of them, until they get the message: u0026quot;this is not for you – find something else to do. Shame on you. Shame on you.u0026quot; As for Madsen and Forsytheu0026#39;s involvement…..I am flabbergasted. I can only assume somebodyu0026#39;s got a big sheaf of very incriminating photos indeed locked away in a safety deposit box somewhere. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI found myself wanting to fast forward to get to the adverts, only to realise there were none. I longed for the superior plot, dialogue, casting and scoring of say, your average Go Compare advert.”