Santa Claus mit Muckis (1996)

Santa Claus mit Muckis: Directed by John Murlowski. With Hulk Hogan, Don Stark, Robin Curtis, Garrett Morris. An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

“we just rented it last night, and Iu0026#39;d have to say it deserves its high ranking. when we stopped by the rental place to pick it up after calling ahead, the entire staff wanted to meet us, they were all dying of laughter…apparently it hadnu0026#39;t been rented in 6 years.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnyway, the u0026quot;plotu0026quot;. Hulk Hogan is some rich guy that likes playing paintball. He beats some people up. while running from the police, he hits his head while wearing a Santa suit. So naturally, when he wakes up, he thinks heu0026#39;s santa. Then he beats some more people up. He winds up at an church orphanage (which has a grand total of three kids) for some reason. Some other bad guy wants the church orphanage destroyed, so Hulk Hogan beats up some henchmen. So the kids take Hogan on a tour of the catacombs (and of course a California church would have catacombs). while there, they discover a vault containing….glowing, magic rocks. It starts getting weird after that.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe best joke of the night while watching the movie: u0026quot;Can you imagine the writersu0026#39; meeting while coming up with this plot? Writer 1: But WHY does the villain want to destroy the orphanage? pause Writer 2: Two words: magic minerals.”