Horndogs Beach Party (2018)

Horndogs Beach Party: Directed by Dustin Ferguson, Henrique Couto. With Neveen Woods, Shudan Wang, David Thomas Newman, Jared K. Admave. The water is cold and the girls are hot, what more could you want? Jump in and go for a swim, then wash up for a fun night out because this beach has nothing but sand and babes.

“I had the misfortune of watching this movie with some friends, itu0026#39;s really really bad. From looking at the picture, title, and description I knew it was trash before watching it and I was absolutely correct. Donu0026#39;t waste your time or money, there are a lot of other u0026#39;badu0026#39; films that are better than this, if thatu0026#39;s your thing. This movie was so bad that I kept thinking about how humanity couldu0026#39;ve done something- ANYTHING- else with the funding for this project and come out ahead in a multitude of ways. Like, we could just make a video of a lady in a bikini throwing that money into a bonfire and it wouldu0026#39;ve done more for culture and art than this, certainly it wouldu0026#39;ve been more entertaining for everyone and wouldu0026#39;ve been closer to the truth about what was actually done with the funds SoCal paid to make this. At least we could feel good about life afterwards, not like the shame for the human race I felt after watching Horndogs Beach Party. This movie wouldu0026#39;ve been greatly improved with the addition of brain eating zombies or a chain saw murderer. I felt sorry for everyone involved in itu0026#39;s making, like, incredible pity that they were so hungry this film was the best they could do to earn a living. Iu0026#39;m imagining these artists (actors, crew etc) have a dream to work in film, and this is what they had to do to get themselves to a place where they can actually create something someday that would be at the very least entertaining. That makes me incredibly sad.”