Bad Sitter (2011)

Bad Sitter: Directed by David Gordon Green. With Jonah Hill, Max Records, Ari Graynor, J.B. Smoove. A college student on suspension is coaxed into babysitting the kids next door, though he is fully unprepared for the wild night ahead of him.

“If youu0026#39;re looking for a comprehensive review of this movie then this isnu0026#39;t it… I only watched half an hour of it. To be honest, up to the point of the cocaine going everywhere, I wasnu0026#39;t really hating it. I think I had just reached my life quota of watching films where coke is easily robbed and explodes all over the protagonist. Itu0026#39;s not like I am some sort of fiend who canu0026#39;t stand the idea of coke going to waste, even fake movie coke; thatu0026#39;s not the point. Itu0026#39;s just nothing like in a comedy when someone gets puked on and you literally only have to see it for less than 5 seconds. The clean up process occurs off screen and the movie continues. Instead, the cocaine becomes the whole premise of the movie. So as I watched Jonah Hill wrestle with a kid in the car over some kind of Fabergé egg (that we all knew was full of coke) I thought u0026#39;If this goes everywhere I am turning this offu0026#39; and it did… So I did…u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBecause like my Daddy always used to say u0026quot;You spill $10,000 worth of coke all over yourself, and that sh*t is occupying your whole day…u0026quot;u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHe didnu0026#39;t really say this…”