Nine Lives – Haus des Schreckens (Video 2002)

Nine Lives – Haus des Schreckens: Directed by Andrew Green. With Rosie Fellner, Vivienne Harvey, Paris Hilton, Patrick Kennedy. Nine friends are stranded in an isolated Scottish manor house when a centuries-old spirit is unleashed. Only one will survive.

“Like so many others, I only watched this to evaluate firsthand Paris Hiltonu0026#39;s acting ability or lack thereof. I have seen one other film starring PH and she performed brilliantly, (although the lighting wasnu0026#39;t real good) but she wasnu0026#39;t given much dialog, so it wasnu0026#39;t really a fair test.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIn Nine Lives, although she had lots of competition, she still managed to pull off easily the most wooden performance of the u0026quot;productionu0026quot;. I use that word loosely, because a production usually implies that there is some sort of coherent plot that isnu0026#39;t too obvious and predictable.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHad things been done a little more tongue-in-cheek, this film could have landed solidly in the so-bad-itu0026#39;s-good bin. As it is, itu0026#39;s just pathetically lame. Film-school project. Sorry.”